Adam Baker out of jail, wearing ankle monitor”
I don’t have to tell you who Adam Baker is by now but I will. He’s the guy for some inexplicable reason married the Sheen-Cow known as Elisa Baker and is also the father of murdered 10-year-old Zahra Baker.
The last we heard he had been arrested on identity theft charges for using someone else’s personal information in order to get service from the power company. He was arrested after he expressed that he wanted to return to his native Australia. Anyway his bond has been posted and he’s out of jail. Don’t expect him to make a run for it yet as he has been ordered to wear an ankle monitor and he is being watched by immigration.
I am unsure what his role in Zahra’s death may have been however I do believe he at least had involvement in the cover up following her murder. So far I think that the Hickory, NC police have been handling this case better than a lot of ‘big city’ departments.
Adam Baker, the father of Zahra Baker and also the man who dare married the Sheen-Cow, had been making rumblings lately that he would like his passport back from authorities so he could return to his native Australia.
Instead of returning his passport the Hickory, North Carolina Police Department did the smart thing and arrested him instead.
He has not been arrested for anything related to his daughter’s disappearance and death however he ‘s been arrested on identity theft charges. Police say that he used someone else’s name and social security number to obtain service illegally from the local power company. Elisa Baker has also been charged with that as well.
Police are also saying that Baker is in the country illegally due to papers that haven’t been filled out.
I’ll have to hand it to the Hickory police. Sometimes I give small town cops a lot of shit for being “Barney Fifes” as my dad used to say but this time small town police came up aces. They had to have been holding this charges in their shirt pockets, the same place Barney kept his one bullet, in case Baker was going to try something like this.
This was something worthy of a good cop show on TV. Bravo to the Hickory police. Hopefully they’ll get to the bottom of what Baker’s actual role was in his daughter’s death. I do not believe for a second that he was not complicit.
I done tipped over.
We have some minor updates in the case of Elisa Baker who as I’m sure you know has been charged in the murder of her 10-year-old stepdaughter Zahra Baker.
The first is that her attorney wants to move the trial out of Catwaba County in North Carolina. The attorney says “There’s no way she can get a fair trial in Catawba County.”
I guess the attorney forgot that since Zahra Baker is from Australia that this case has received worldwide attention. The trial would be the same in Catwaba County as it would be anywhere else.
The more interesting detail is that the Sheen-Cow herself allegedly passed out in court today.
Elisa Baker nearly fainted in court today, as prosecutors tried to schedule her for trial on charges that she obstructed justice by writing a phony ransom note to throw off investigators looking into the disappearance of Baker’s stepdaughter, Zahra.
Baker’s attorney poured her a cup of water and court bailiffs helped her to a seat. It was unclear what the problem was.
How about she had a big case of fakeritis? Again I am adamant in my opinion that Baker is nothing more than a lowly grifter. She either did it to disrupt court proceedings or to try and gain sympathy. Grifters are used to preying on people that are not as intelligent than them. As far as I can gather Baker’s previous victims haven’t been the sharpest tools in the shed. Hopefully the court isn’t as stupid as her other victims.
21 indcitments! Ah-ah-ah-ah.
Elisa Baker hit with new indictments, bringing total charges to 21:
Elisa Baker, wicked stepmother and accused killer of Zahra Baker, has been indicted yet again bringing the number of charges to her to 21.
The most recent indictments were for two counts each of financial identity fraud and obtaining property by false pretenses. She’s accused of obtaining power through the local power company and phone service under false pretenses.
As someone who has had problems getting phone and power using my real information because of a blemished past I can’t imagine how she was able to pull the wool over both the power and phone companies.
Again this lends credence to my theory about Sheen-Cow being a grifter. Anyone who is that skilled at falsifying information like that is a grade-A con artist. I still think that Zahra’s death and dismemberment had something to do with some kind of rip off scheme. Who the intended rip off victim was I’m not sure just yet.
They shoot Sheen-Cows don't they?
Elisa Baker’s former attorney defends taking death penalty off the table:
It seems that the Sheen-Cow, Elisa Baker, will not be ‘put out to pasture’ for the brutal death and dismemberment of her step-daughter, Zahra Baker.
According to Baker’s former attorney it seems a deal was struck to take the death penalty off the table in order for Baker to let investigator’s know where Zahra’s remains were.
As much as I would like to see Baker get the needle I can’t say I disagree with this deal since it allowed Zahra’s remains to be found. I’d rather see partial justice than no justice at all.
Murdered Girl’s Father: Wife Elisa “Biggest Mistake of My Life”:
In talking to a Charlotte, NC TV station Adam Baker says that marrying Elisa Baker, aka Sheen-Cow, was the biggest mistake of his life.
I think I speak for everyone when I say…Gee, ya think????
Adam Baker still proclaims his innocence in the death and dismemberment of his daughter Zahra Baker. Again, I seriously doubt that claim that he was completely unaware of everything that was going on with his own daughter.
One more detail from the article that I was not aware of and you may want to stop reading if you’re easily upset. To this day Zahra Baker’s head had not been found. Coroners also say that two different tools were used to dismember her body and that her body had been gnawed on by animals, all post mortem.
Elisa Baker is looking at 40 years.
Adam Baker has also ‘temporarily’ left the state of North Carolina in order to avoid harassment.
Zahra’s dad talks on TV:
This past Sunday, prior to the announcement of Elisa Baker’s indictment, Adam Baker appeared on the Australian version of 60 Minutes.
He denies dismembering Zahra Baker’s body as claimed by the Sheen-Cow and says that he was afraid of his ‘wife’.
Mr Baker revealed he feared his wife, whom he calls Lisa, was hurting Zahra after he noticed she had a black eye. “I asked both Lisa and Zahra how that happened. Lisa started out saying Zahra slipped in the bathroom, hitting her head on the cabinet. Zahra backed that up. I think she was told to; she was scared.”
He may not have dismembered her body but I have a hard time believing that he didn’t know what was going on.
Not to mention that if he thought Gothapotamus was abusing his daughter why didn’t he get the hell out?
Not going anywhere soon
Elisa Baker indicted on 2nd degree murder charge:
The last we heard about the fate of Sheen-Cow it was brought up that she may be out of jail by Spring on her obstruction of justice charge for her fake ransom note written during the search for Zahra Baker. Now it seems she won’t be going anywhere anytime soon as she has been indicted on 2nd degree murder charges in the death of Zahra.
Police in Hickory, North Carolina will be holding a press conference at 3pm EST today to discuss further details.
UPDATE 3:15PM EDT: The press conference with Hickory PD was brief and no details were released other than that they feel the murder charge was warranted.
8th time must be the charm
Elisa Baker married seven times, including overlapping marriages:
Here’s another great nugget of information about Elisa Baker, the wicked stepmother of Zahra Baker. The Associated Press has uncovered that Elisa Baker has been married SEVEN times. At one point she may have been married to three different men at the same time.
I’m sorry but even in the trailer parks of North Carolina I can’t possibly see what in the blue hell she has to offer to seven different men that would agree to marry her. Actually I do. If she is a grifter as I theorize that means she’s not only a good liar but a convincing one.
I can only begin to imagine the whoppers she must have told these seven unfortunate men to agree to marry her.
Could be sprung by Spring
First I want to say sorry to everyone that I haven’t been around lately. Most of you know why and I thank you for your well wishes, prayers, and understanding. However I have found a way to be online while I’m on the road so I will be posting some updates in the next few days.
Elisa Baker could be out of jail by Spring:
Elisa Baker, aka Sheen-Cow, aka Gothapotamus, could be released as soon as this Spring if she has not been charged for the death of Zahra Baker by then. Her jail time for the obstruction of justice charge could be maxed out by April. If you’ll recall Baker was charged with obstruction for the phony ransom note that police found during the investigation of Zahra’s disappearance.
Even though she is facing bigamy charges it is actually rare in this day and age to serve time for it.
Here’s hoping that investigators charge ‘someone’ for Zahra’s death before then. I would lay odds that if she was out of jail that she would run and with her penchant for grifting, in my opinion, it would be a while before they found her.