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McHeroin, I’m lovin’ it

Robert Paul Palmer and Tamica Lynn Jeffers

Parents overdose on heroin at McDonald’s as kids, 5 and 8, play at restaurant’s PlayPlace: Outrage?:

Cops: Parents shoot up heroin while kids play at McDonald’s:

Here’s a scene I’m sure a lot of us are familiar with. You’re getting a touch of cabin fever and want to get you, your significant other and most importantly your kids out of the house for a little while. The thing is you don’t have a lot of cash for an expensive day out like a movie or an amusement park. Instead you scrape up what little cash you have and take everyone to McDonald’s for some dollar menu burgers and the kids can play in the play center. Everybody is having such a good time that you and your squeeze decide to shoot up. Wait, what? Go back a second. What the fuck? No one does that. Who the hell shoots up heroin in a McDonald’s while their kids are in the ball pit?

According to police in Green Township, Ohio, that’s exactly what Robert Paul Palmer, 37, and Tamica Lynn Jeffers, 33, from Indiana allegedly did. Not only did they shoot up in McDonald’s but they both overdosed to the point that reports are calling them life threatening overdoses. Luckily the children, ages 8 and 5 were unharmed you know, except for the trauma of seeing their parents OD’d and arrested.

I wonder if they asked for a moist towelette so they could keep the needle clean.

Thanks to Helen for the tip.

Boy gets Happy Meal while mom takes happy pills…

pill-popping McMom
Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Florida “Crazy”…
Jessica Jones, Florida Mom, Passes Out On Pain Pills In Car While Child Plays At McDonald’s: Cops

Wow! They really do have something for everybody at Mickey D’s these days. Everybody gets to leave happy…or pass out…or whatever. I guess in Florida, anything’s possible. At least nobody died or got raped in this one, which is a vast improvement over the other recent stories I’ve had to report.

It seems that Jessica Jones, egg donor of an 8-year-old boy, wanted the little man to have some food and fun, so she did what many good moms do, and took him to McDonalds for a Happy Meal and some play time on the McD’s playground. Fine so far, but this is where her actions deviate from those of the REAL good moms. Most moms would also buy themselves something to eat, or for the ones (like me) who don’t care for fast food, at least purchase a drink to slurp on while watching our little angel(s) play. Not McDruggie. She went back out to her car and proceeded to get McStoned on some McOxy and some McAlprazolam. For those who don’t know the various uses of today’s pharmacological goodies, that’s pain pills and anti-anxiety medication, respectively. Why in the name of Satan’s jockey shorts would you need to take both of these at the same freakin’ time? I’m just guessing here, since I don’t use painkillers, but wouldn’t the oxy knock you out and make the anti-anxiety medication unnecessary? Maybe she wanted to make sure she didn’t have any nightmares…hmmmmm…could be. Nah, she’s just your average junkie who likes to get her stupor on more than she likes to take care of her kid.

The details are as follows, according to cops and other patrons at the fine dining establishment:

Jessica took her son inside, bought him a happy meal, and then deposited him in the play area. She then went back out to her auto, leaving the little boy to play alone, and downed a little ‘happiness’ of her own. Two other customers noticed her return to her car, and a short time later found her slumped over in the driver’s seat. They notified authorities, who came and relieved her of her son, her auto, her drugs, and her freedom. Wow! That’s a lot of relief from just a few tiny pills. When the cops were finally able to get her conscious, her speech was slurred and she was disoriented. Gee, I wonder why???

Now, I know there are people out there who have a legitimate need for such strong medication, but since her ‘meds’ were in an unmarked bottle and she was hiding in the freakin’ car to use them, I’m betting Jessica was not one of the legitimate users. Even if she did acquire them legally, and they were necessary, she had no business taking her child out in public before ingesting psychoactive substances. I can think of at least three other options she could have used to avoid such a horrid outcome:
1. Get the freakin’ Happy Meal to go (I haven’t seen a McD’s without a drive-thru in YEARS), and take the kid home to eat and play Wii or nintendo, or whatever.
1. Stay home with the kid, make some mac-n-cheeze or beanie weenies (or even a bowl of Cap’n Crunch, if she was too lazy to heat anything up), and put on a movie or video game for the boy. Granted, that’s not as healthy as physical exercise for the boy, but at least he’s safe at home.
2. Call a sitter or friend (or the boy’s father) if she just HAS to have a medicated moment.

I could go on and on, but I won’t bore you any more. Most of our readers KNOW how to be good parents, and don’t need further examples of the benefits of using common sense. McPillhead up there apparently has no common sense, or traded it for the pills or something. Regardless, she has been charged with neglect and possession of prescription pills. No mention was made of the disposition of the child, but I am assuming they did not allow him to remain in her custody – perhaps the father showed up? I’d really like to know, so if any of you hear anything please add it in the comments below. I’m just glad that no children were physically harmed or killed as a result of this wench’s poor judgement. Thank God for small favors…..

Thanks go to Marsha and Erin for sending in tips about this one. Go have a Happy Meal – on me.

Nekisha Smith is a McLush who wants her damn “double chicken burger thing”


I had to write this one up for y’all, and I want each and every one of you to thank April for sending me the tip, and the title for my article. I used the title she provided, because when I read it, I fell on the floor laughing, and couldn’t even begin my article for ten minutes or so. Every time I glanced at the title, I had another giggle fit. I think I may have ruptured a kidney…..I definitely peed myself! hahahaha

I also wanted to do this one because it didn’t actually involve a child getting hurt or dead. And the parental unit was arrested anyway. Win-win scenario.

It seems Nekisha Smith got hungry and wanted some Mickey D’s. So she did what many other hungry people would have done….she got in her car and drove to Ronald McDonaldland. And, good mom that she is, she took her 5 year old son with her. The only problem was….she had already had a few too many McBeers. She went to the drive thru window, and the observant attendant noticed that her words were slurred, and she reeked of booze. Niiiiice. You know you’ve had too many when the attendant can smell you from INSIDE the restaurant, and over the smell of the fry grease, and other food…..

Nekisha then proceeded to order items which were not on the menu (“double chicken burger thing”, anyone?), and ask for other items she had not even ordered. The attendant asked her to pull forward while her food was being cooked, and promptly called police.

When the cops arrived, Smith was sitting in her car eating, and tried to convince the officer that she wasn’t drunk, but had been drinking the day before. What? She didn’t shower? Ewwwww…..Anyway, she failed every single field sobriety test, but refused to blow the required amount of air into the breathalyzer. And STILL she blew a .13. That’s 1 1/2 times the legal limit, kiddies. Just think what it would have been if she had done it properly. Can anyone say McSnockered? How about McStupid? She was arrested, and her husband was called to come get the child and the car. Smith also had a previous DUI (2006) which involved property damage.

Baby dumped in Charlotte McDonalds

UPDATE: Baby Left In SW Charlotte McDonald’s Restroom:

I love it when local stories make the national news and by love it I mean not really.

Anyway, an hours old newborn was abandoned in a McDonald’s restroom in Charlotte, NC today.

A man took the infant into the women’s restroom and ran out of the building. A customer found the baby. The baby was rushed to the hospital, examined and was found to be healthy.

What’s the problem you ask? Doesn’t North Carolina have safe haven laws? Why yes, yes we do. The baby can be up to seven days old but must be left with a responsible adult. A McDonald’s restroom is not a responsible adult.

I wonder if the man was on his way to a responsible adult only to freak out at the prospect. Either way police are saying that the mother could face charges.

Which leads to another issue. State safe haven laws are to confusing from state to state. In some states a police station is a safe haven. In some states it isn’t.

There needs to be a federal safe haven law.

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