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Meth-faced breeder and her grubby sex toy charged with bashing kids

3-year-old in critical condition after allegedly beaten by mother’s boyfriend

Cicero pair charged with assaulting children; 3-year-old in critical condition

bonitz bishop

No beauty prizes to be won here, folks.

Thanks go to Lucy on this one. She did warn me about the appearance of this aesthetically displeasing duo, but I still nearly managed to bring up my Java when I saw them.

Amanda Bishop and her fuck-of-the-month John Bonwitz (both 27) have been arrested after the egg donor’s 3 year old was allegedly severely beaten by the live-in sex toy. Police say that they found the little boy, drifting in and out of unconsciousness and being treated by paramedics, at the home in Cicero NY.  Egg donor was there, along with two other children, aged 7 and 10. All three kids had bruises and marks, but the 3 year old, being small and unable to defend himself against an adult monster, had copped the worst of it. He was taken to hospital, where he remains in a critical condition.

In their investigation, police found that Bonwitz had admitted to punching and kicking the 3 year old, which caused internal injuries. Bishop had also hit her 7 year old with a closed fist. Perhaps the 10 year old was able to defend themselves, because police only reported bruises and marks but no specific causes of the injuries.

Bonwitz was charged with assault in the second degree and child endangerment. The axe wound Bishop was charged with assault, endangering the welfare of a child, and obstructing government administration. I presume that last one is like obstructing police, and that the walking gash was trying to protect her gash plug. Judging by the mugshot, he seems to have a lot going for him /sarcasm. Such a sense of style, that sex-offender look, he should have all the girls clamouring for him! /even more sarcasm. He couldn’t possibly be a child beater or a creep, just look at him – he’s so wholesome /too much sarcasm.

The 7 and 10 year olds have been taken into care, while their 3 year old brother remains in hospital. Police are still investigating.

All the bad boyfriends on BB seem to have warning signs that they are not replacement babydaddy material. Take a look at the mugshot. John Bonwitz is filthy, looks like a sex offender and is wearing one of the ugliest shirts I have seen in a long time. His eyes have a slightly unhinged look. How can anyone look at him and think that he’s a perfectly acceptable bedmate/babysitter?

Who wants to bet that the po-po might turn up some meth when they investigate further? You don’t get cheekbones to stick out that far with just plain old exercise and sensible eating, that’s for sure.

"I want a soft shell and this is a stickup. Give me all your money"

Drunken mom-to-be armed with hammer accused in fast-food robbery attempt

Okay.  This story has so much “What the fuck” and several elements of “painfully dumb”. 

That vision of fugliness there is 38year-old Julie Bailey of La Crosse, WI.  38?  Really?  Not only is Julie knocked up, but she is painfully fucking dumb.  That is the only reasonable explanation for her marching up in a Taco John’s restaurant with a hammer and demanding a soft shell taco and all their money.  Whaddatard.  To make make matters worse, the stupid bitch couldn’t get the hammer out of the pocket of her shorts.  I don’t know how the cashier contained his laughter long enough to press the panic button, but he did.  He even called 911 while Julie struggled with her weapon.  Haaaahaaaaaaaa  Julie did one thing smart – she ran her ass the Hell out of Taco John’s with out her dinner or any money.  I guess she knew that she was no match for a minimum wage employee with their name on their shirt.

What makes this drunk, pregnant, hammer wielding whore on probabation’s actions even worse (as if it could get worse) – She didn’t attempt to rob the restaurant for money for prenatal care, rent, or food.  She did it for drug money for her roomie, 51-year-old Bruce Collins, who was kind enough to supply the dumb bitch with the hammer.

When Bailey was arrested her BAC was 0.21 which wins her 6th place on the BB BAC Board (if our fearless leader would be so kind as to put her on it).  She was jailed on $10,000 cash bond and is facing charges of attempted armed robbery and obstructing officers.  It seems that a probation violation charge is in order, and maybe a hysterectomy after the birth of her child (which should be placed in a loving home IMMEDIATELY and never have the knowledge of knowing its gestation device)

Collins is jailed on a $5,000 cash bond and may be charged with being party to the crime of attempted armed robbery and bail jumping. 

Maybe someone can answer some of my questions – 1) Who in the fuck slept with this fugly skank?  2) Who in the fuck would go up in that fugly skank with out wrapping their schtick?  3) What in the helluvit made her think that a hammer was the perfect companion for an armed robbery?  4) Did she really think she could get away with it?  Oh… I could go on and on, but It’s late and I just don’t care to know any more about this jizz receptacle  than I have to.  Stupid is as stupid does, I guess. 

Thanks go to tipster Cory for this tale of dumbassery and epic failure.

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