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Baby sitting pit bull

0712_irvine_spA Florida man has been accused of leaving a pit bull to babysit a 10-month-old so he could drink at a local bar

Pit bull left to “babysit” 10-month-old child, Fla. man arrested


James Irvine, 41, of Palm Coast Flori-duh, thought it was cool to let his pit bull baby sit a 10 month old while he went to drink it up at his local bar.  We know where his priorities lie!


From what I can gather, mom had to work so she left the 10 month old in the care of this douche bag pictured above, who happens to be the boyfriend!  Mom called to check on her baby, 11 times, before douche bag decided to answer the phone.  Clearly she was irritating the shit out of him because when he finally answered, he “told her he was watching the game,” and then hung up on her!!   When she arrived at home, douche was trying to get in the house via the garage door all while pissing himself.  Douche had informed mom that he had been “having a few drinks” but he had not left the baby alone because….wait for it…..”the pit bull was watching the baby!” Yep, you read that right!!  Mom, thank God, called the cops, the baby was found inside a bedroom crying and soaked from soiled diapers.  The door was shut and the pit bull was sitting outside the door.  Now, tell me, how can the dog be watching the baby from outside the door and what the hell is a dog doing watching a baby anyway??  The bartender stated he had served James around 9:30 and he had drunk 6 beers.  James was arrested and charged with child neglect but was later released on a $1500 bail.


This idiot gets the “stupid award” in my book.  The silver lining is…mom did not take up for him!!



Thanks for the tip go to Marge.

Thanks for the write up go to Leslie.


Pit Bull Kills Child

pitbull.jpg(WARNING – SARCASM AHEAD) Now’s here something we don’t see very often – a story about a pit bull killing a kid. Turns out James Martin and Heather Frango, who will never be confused for James Herriott and Jon Katz, have had previous run-ins with their neighbors and the law over their doggies. Seems they’ve owned pit bulls (scientific name: Timebombus waitingtoexplodus) for years, with the usual results.

Now, I’m a dog owner, and admittedly biased (when I was a kid, my dog – a Pekinese/poodle mix – got into it with a pit bull that was running around loose. Guess who won?) against this particular breed. Ever wonder WHY they’re called pit bulls? (Google it. And see how many times you come across the phrase “bred to fight”.) And I’m waiting for all of you pit bull owners out there to write me and tell me how wonderful they are and how great they are around kids blah blah blah bullshit bullshit bullshit. I’ll believe that as soon as I come across a story with the headline “Dachschund Kills Child”.

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