(Trench’s note: As noted by the circumstances below I’m very behind on my own assignments so I apologize to the writers who submitted stories a while ago and I’m now just getting around to posting them.)
Thanks to Eccentric Lady for the write up.
Suitland, MD – It would seem this boy toy to Jamir Shipe’s mother fits in the category of being deeply insecure enough to be threatened by a two-year old. Yes, this epitome of manliness couldn’t handle the funny face made to him by a little boy who climbed on the furniture. Clifton Bernard reacted as any manly man would think that his two-inch dick is ten inches long – by grabbing the toddler and shoving him to the floor.
Well, shelled-peanuts-for-balls here didn’t think that was enough there – grabbed the charming little guy by his face and forced his head through a wall. Yup, that sure took care of the child’s playful smarty behavior – and any potential future arrangements of babysitting.
Toddlers are seemingly by nature a bit on the rough and tumble side, but still are far from being indestructible. Being grabbed by the torso, slammed to the floor than picked up by the face and shoved through drywall is too much – even for an adult!
Well, after that pique two brain cells collided in Bernard’s head upstairs and he called 911. If you thought he was going to man up to being an insecure little prick, I wish I was that naive. Nah, he called for help for Jamir was ‘choking on food’.
Really? Broken bones in his face and head, total respiratory failure and other serious injuries caused by choking on food? Bernard must be praying that the doctors got hit with the dumb stick if he thought that would have believed. If anyone got hit with the dumb stick it was Bernard.
He’s been charged with first degree murder and more. Sad sack’s being held without bond too.
R.I.P Jamir Shipe – at least up in Heaven, they know how to laugh.